Saturday, October 12, 2013

Snow White and the Seven Jesuses

This looks like a story about Mary Magdalen. I mean, that would
make sense, wouldn't it?

But it's really an interview with the psychiatric nurse in charge
of the Jesus Ward in a vast asylum.

Is this a difficult assignment for you, Nurse White?

"Not really. Most of the time they just float around the ceiling,
performing miracles-at-a-distance and referring to
themselves as the luckiest seven Jesuses in the world."

How many Jesuses do they think there are, all together?

"Eight."

And why do these seven feel so lucky?

"Because they weren't crucified!"


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