Shelter - Los Angeles - 12/30/2015

Everything Went Wrong - Santa Monica - 12/29/2015

Spring - 12/28/2015

Pacific Coast Highway - 12/26/2015

Capped Well and Runner - Long Beach CA - 12/25/2015

Anaheim - 12/25/2015

Sepulveda Boulevard - Culver City - 12/24/2015

Pacific Coast Highway - 12/23/2015

Santa Monica Boulevard - Beverly Hills - 12/20/2015

Pacific Coast Highway - 12/19/2015

Seal Beach - 12/17/2015

Sprinkler - Lakewood CA - 12/16/2015

Mink on Rodeo Drive - 12/15/2015

Entourage - Rodeo Drive at Dayton Way - 12/4/2015

West Hollywood CA - 12/12/2015

Fifth Day of Christmas

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I bought you two feets and a fetus!

Tick tock!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I hated my Mom like an H-bomb!

Tick tock!

It's like tickling a corpse!
It's like pickling your feces!

Your retarded cousin set himself on fire
on the fifth day of Christmas!

Tick tock!

Parking Lot at Ralph's Supermarket on Sunset Boulevard - West Hollywood CA - 12/11/2015

Patek Philippe Boutique - Rodeo Drive - 9/15/2015

I Forgot Vietnam

I forgot how to hum!

I forgot the gamines!
I forgot the grommets!

I forgot the
gamines in you-name-a-city!

I forgot the
grommets in my wampum!

I forgot Vietnam!

Rodeo Drive at Brighton Way - 12/2/2015

Beyond Oblivion

I sing like a bird!
I sing like a bunny!

"Booty-thong" is the only word I can
even remember

from my favorite song!