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West Hollywood CA - 12/12/2015

Cart 2

Fifth Day of Christmas

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I bought you two feets and a fetus!

Tick tock!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I hated my Mom like an H-bomb!

Tick tock!

It's like tickling a corpse!
It's like pickling your feces!

Your retarded cousin set himself on fire
on the fifth day of Christmas!

Tick tock!

Sunday, December 6, 2015

I Forgot Vietnam

I forgot how to hum!

I forgot the gamines!
I forgot the grommets!

I forgot the
gamines in you-name-a-city!

I forgot the
grommets in my wampum!

I forgot Vietnam!

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Beyond Oblivion

I sing like a bird!
I sing like a bunny!

"Booty-thong" is the only word I can
even remember

from my favorite song!

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