I know hundreds of ghosts,
but only one money.
Are we having fun yet?
I have brung my stenographer with me
into the men's room!
Run away!
Run away from the rodents and donuts and
you can quote me!
I can quote myself!
I have brung my stenographer with me
into the men's room!
Monday, January 27, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Vacation
Are you looking for a whale?
I'm your non-fatal case of the flop-sweats!
Are you my date?
I'm the national tap-root!
Is this really the end of vacation?
I'm your non-fatal case of the flop-sweats!
Are you my date?
I'm the national tap-root!
Is this really the end of vacation?
Sunday, January 19, 2014
A Good Beginning
We called him "Ernest," we boys who ran around the marina on
Key West.
"Hey Mr. Hemingway! Hey Ernest!"
He hated this name, and if one of us cranked it up to "Ernestine!"
he would get so sputtery and distracted that another of us could
sneak up behind him and steal the glasses off his face.
Key West.
"Hey Mr. Hemingway! Hey Ernest!"
He hated this name, and if one of us cranked it up to "Ernestine!"
he would get so sputtery and distracted that another of us could
sneak up behind him and steal the glasses off his face.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Cats
Most people don't take me seriously,
because I'm a cat.
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
You can't taste water in your mouth!
We never take a bath!
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
Were you ever a were-cat?
Can you hear them laughing?
Laugh like the water in your mouth!
Laugh like a jungle!
because I'm a cat.
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
You can't taste water in your mouth!
We never take a bath!
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
Cat-a-rat-a-rat-cat!
Were you ever a were-cat?
Can you hear them laughing?
Laugh like the water in your mouth!
Laugh like a jungle!
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Banana
Monkey-face on the sidewalk
cracks under the leaves
I see you monkey-face
I'm the man from Amalgamated Marmalade!
Life is my banana
Life is my banana banana banana
Are you underwhelmed by my arm-hole?
Are there yodelers in your back yard?
Shall I eat my grandma?
I'm the man from Amalgamated Marmalade!
Life is my banana banana banana
cracks under the leaves
I see you monkey-face
I'm the man from Amalgamated Marmalade!
Life is my banana
Life is my banana banana banana
Are you underwhelmed by my arm-hole?
Are there yodelers in your back yard?
Shall I eat my grandma?
I'm the man from Amalgamated Marmalade!
Life is my banana banana banana
Monday, January 6, 2014
A Wrong-Colored Sky
You wanted a wrong-colored sky
sky as seen from
inside a peach
sky as seen from inside a plum
"No, you don't want a
wrong-colored sky," they told you,
"Try to look at it our way."
"First close one eye."
"Then poke out the other."
sky as seen from
inside a peach
sky as seen from inside a plum
"No, you don't want a
wrong-colored sky," they told you,
"Try to look at it our way."
"First close one eye."
"Then poke out the other."
Sunday, January 5, 2014
New York, 2013 - Spencer Platt
This is one of those too-good-to-be-true photo ops that nobody can pass up,
like a sousaphone/kazoo of meta-photography, honk if you hate the rich, honk
if you hate the poor, just fucking honk and keep on honking!
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Rainy Nights in Hollywood
I looked up, and
suddenly the stars were
bright enough to light the world premiere of
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
suddenly the stars were
bright enough to light the world premiere of
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
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