Tuesday, April 23, 2013


Duck quacks under the radar
Duck says you're a star

Duck quacks under the radar
Duck says you're a star

Duck walks into a bar and asks for
water water water water water water


Monday, April 15, 2013

Bollywood Romance

You were born with seven moons,
but I'm your first planet, and you met me on Bollywood Boulevard.

You could also call it love in a bucket.

Am I your map?
Are you my panther?
Am I your planet panther tantra?


Friday, April 12, 2013


love turns into glass

love turns into glass

i am ash of your ash of your ashes

glass of your glass


Thursday, April 4, 2013

The Gumby Tree

The Gumby Tree

Although Robert W. Fuller declined my kind offer to
design a cover for his latest book, I may as well post
it here anyway, with its poignant depiction of the central
character, Mr. Gumby, who is mentioned no less than four times
on the very first page.


Wednesday, April 3, 2013



It really doesn't get any better than this!

Like driving the craziest race-through-downtown motorcycle race-course anybody ever dreamed of...

You're driving around in Midtown Manhattan at 200 mph...

...and somebody's there to catch you.


Tuesday, April 2, 2013


I'm walking around my old neighborhood in
Paris with a couple of childhood friends, and the little princess says

"Let's all smile sadly for about an hour and get it over with."


Monday, April 1, 2013

Breton - Glyn Warren Philpot - 1917


This is just about certainly Glyn Warren Philpot's masterpiece, painted IMHO with the
sure hand of absolute conviction, and entirely outside the mainstream or even any of
the well-known sideshows of art history as it's usually described in 1917, and very
uncharacteristically painted with a cool gray and brown palette which Glyn Warren
Philpot never employed before or after, as far as I know.


Was Geronimo an orange?

Was Geronimo an orange?
I saw an orange painting of him with a pocky complexion even.
Unstoppable gigantic
orange rolling down on Yankee soldiers,
crazy for revenge, revenge infinite, infinite revenge.


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