Saturday, January 31, 2015

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Tuesday, January 20, 2015


I wanted a life, and I wanted a night-life
but if I had only wanted a day-life,
I could have lived anywhere!

I could have lived in Siberia!
I could have lived in Ecuador!

I could have lived in the
snowy fields or the

But I wanted a life, and I wanted a night-life,
so I lived in New York or Los Angeles,
Bali Malibu Hong Kong Honolulu...

Did you follow the sun, my friends,
or did you follow the dolphins?

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Hampton Roads

I was born between Hampton Roads and the Chesapeake Bay,
ocean into the bay, bay back into the ocean,
Pensacola to Ocracoke Island and Roanoke Sound.

When I was 14 years old my older
brother and I recreated a 40's jazz band called the
Road Amps (get it?)
which our friends twisted into the
Hump Rats and as that we toured for
14 years or 14 minutes!

Ocean into the bay, bay back into the ocean,
and for a while there was even a
local revival band that played
ska in the upscale
skin-head and college bars around
Ocracoke Island and Hampton Roads!

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Republican Candidates


Possible Republican candidates for President in 2016 include Mitt Romney,
Lindsey Graham, John R. Bolton, Chris Christie, and Ted Cruz.


Monday, January 12, 2015

Sunrise in Malibu

High tide at sunrise!

High tide all the way to Topanga
Canyon and Rancho Cucamonga and

how much
evil can you even

imagine, if you were
born in Bel-Air and the farthest

east you ever went was Malibu?

Monday, January 5, 2015


We were young.
We were wrong.

All we wanted was cake!

So they gave us a steak of
unknown origin, and a

life-time vacation among the cannibals.

Saturday, January 3, 2015


Dance if you can,
and if you can't dance,
then fiddle!

But if you can't dance
and you can't even fiddle,
you are no true man.

Blog Archive