Tuesday, September 30, 2014

True As Snow

Flounce around in your
doleful opulence if you want to!
We still live in a bubble!

We live in a mumble-a-bumble!
We live in a bai-bai-bai-bai!
We live in a wobble-a-bobble!

We live in a bubble in Mumbai.



Saturday, September 27, 2014

Late Date at Wal-Face

You toyed with a
boy who was
obviously annoyed with
himself.

I scattered my change
all over the
check-out lane!

I scattered my change
all over the
check-out lane!

Is this

your place or my place?
Is this

your place or my place?

I can't even
see my face

myself.



Friday, September 26, 2014

Monday, September 22, 2014

Invisible Friend

I live in the
darkest shadow in every room.

I am close.

Are you listening?
I am

closer than your breath.


Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Hinge

Are you a dainty eater?
Are we bonding with bodies or antibodies?

Do you own a home-made bomb?
Are you wearing a beak?
Is your woowoo a widget?

Hey Grandma!

Did you hear the big hinge squeak?




Saturday, September 13, 2014

Monday, September 8, 2014

Mermaid

You load your aquarium onto a
rocket and land on Mars.

All the Martians rush out of their
hidey-holes and ask you...

"What's it like to be a mermaid?"

It's like dancing a jig on the
wings of a wig!

Wiggy-waggy as elasticized as our
ideal chemise!





Saturday, September 6, 2014

Monday, September 1, 2014

Scream

Kill them all!
Kill the sequel!

Kill them all!
Kill the franchise!

Kill them all!
Kill them all!
Kill them all!

Kill every human being,
except a few slutty teenage girls.


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