Friday, December 26, 2014

Thursday, December 25, 2014

A Hollywood Fuck-Up

Aren't you the guy who cast hamsters as
sex-crazed cannibals in your all-hamster
remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Nobody even knows what sex they are!
They could be anything!

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Monday, December 15, 2014


Were you one of the torturers?

Were you one of the torturers
or more like a troll or voyeur or a

tormented blunderer in the
temple of souls?

Were you one of the torturers?

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Mussel Shoals

I stole a guitar from Mussel Shoals!
You smooched the witch of moolah!

We lived like elves in the leafy canopy!
You could probably fly!

Now all our
swans are dying

and we don't even cry!

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