Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Radio Topeka

This is Pop-Pop-Pop-Papa Toolbox reporting for
Topeka Hot Topix and this is my sidekick
the am-oozing
the am-eezing
the amazing
Pop Squid!

Blimey! I'm Pop Squid!
Is this sex?
Wot eez zeez "sex" zey speek uff?

Eez eet zee oozy-woozy woo-woo?
Eez eet cow-bouncing?
Eez eet zee bow-wow boogie-woogie?

And now...

And now...

And now it's time to spin
the top ten pop hits in Topeka tonight

for all you sweet ladies

floating so far away in the dark.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

World's Greatest Tight-rope Walker

World's greatest tight-rope walker is walking along
on his rope when an agent runs into the circus-ring.

"Hey, world's greatest tight-rope walker! I got a
beautiful deal for you! Movies, TV, video-games,
action figures, endorsements, the works! Your act
is going global!"

"What act?" asks the world's greatest tight-rope
walker, and when the agent looks up again, the
world's greatest tight-rope walker is already far,
far away, on the infinite tight-rope.

Avocado Leaf - Bel Air, Los Angeles - 10/17/2013

Avocado Leaf

Tuesday, October 15, 2013


Show me your junk!
You think I'm joking?
You're the joke!

Uncork your little cruet, cutie!
Crunk that hunk!
Unzip your suture!
Suck my tusk!

Cesaria Evora

The world-soul sings through Cesaria Evora, like it sang through Billie Holiday.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Snow White and the Seven Jesuses

This looks like a story about Mary Magdalen. I mean, that would
make sense, wouldn't it?

But it's really an interview with the psychiatric nurse in charge
of the Jesus Ward in a vast asylum.

Is this a difficult assignment for you, Nurse White?

"Not really. Most of the time they just float around the ceiling,
performing miracles-at-a-distance and referring to
themselves as the luckiest seven Jesuses in the world."

How many Jesuses do they think there are, all together?


And why do these seven feel so lucky?

"Because they weren't crucified!"

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Sunrise - Century City - October 9, 2013

Sunrise 2


What I want is love and a hundred sexes!

Will you be my blood-angel?
Will you be my witch?
Will you be my witch for a hundred sexes?

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