Saturday, September 1, 2012

Beltway Tours

This is Abraham Lincoln's escritoire.
It contains a list of all known insectivores.

Would a kiloton bomb fit inside it?
Who wants to know?
Nobody wants to know!

Everybody wants my monkey!

I'm the succubus-pisseuse of necrotic scrooges!
Nipple-crippler of octogenarian politicos!

Congress is my lollipop!

 
 

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