Now it's probably time to apologize to my mom.
I garrotted her twice for the same tacky haircut!
Then I stole her cheroots!
Touché!
I garrotted the gnats on her goiter!
Touché!
I garrotted the goop in her grotto!
Touché!
Are you looking at me with your mouth?
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