Thursday, June 28, 2012

John Roberts Is Running For President!

JR

John Roberts' swing-vote for Obamacare is a godsend for Republicans, who really don't want to campaign with five reactionary Supreme Court Justices who overthrew the Congress, and it isn't exactly good news for Obama, who now has to run with a "healthcare reform" bill that even a gung-ho shill for the Democrats like Markos Moulitsas once called "a piece of shit."

Meanwhile all around the idiot blogosphere progressives discover in Roberts a "secret centrist," and his legal résumé is sure to wow an electorate that elected Obama on the basis of not much more than his election as "the first black president of the Harvard Law Review" and a stack of empty promises.

Legal experts will wheeze and stutter over 200 pages of Supreme legal prattle that could prove or disprove almost anything, and it won't occur to many of them that every word of it was designed to promote the personal ambition of John Glover Roberts, who now towers above all other potential Republican candidates for 2016, as if by accident! As if by magic!

As if by law!

 
 

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