Hippo

That bra makes you look like a hippo.
Is that a meatball in your moat?
Would you like to meet Hamlet the Polymath?

Your mop blabs and unravels.

That bra makes you look like a hippo!
I'm not talking in parables!
That bra makes you look like a hippo!

Tallyho!
Did you trample the bellboy?

No problem!
All he needs is a new patella
and maybe an opal for his eye-hole.