Am I speaking for the animals?
Am I speaking for the stones?
Am I speaking for the star-destroyers or the
breakers of galaxies?
Am I speaking for rust or blood or a
busload of fucked-up Russian runway models from
Omsk or Tomsk or Volgograd?
I don't want to know!
Friday, June 19, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Sun and Pumpkins
"My sun is a scissors for snipping off tails,"
said the cat to the pumpkins.
"I'm a sun among cats!"
I'm a cat among the pumpkins!"
"Today is my day!"
The cat looked at the sun!
The sun looked at the pumpkins!
Then they all ran away!
said the cat to the pumpkins.
"I'm a sun among cats!"
I'm a cat among the pumpkins!"
"Today is my day!"
The cat looked at the sun!
The sun looked at the pumpkins!
Then they all ran away!
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Winky-Blinky Oblivion
Winky-blinky oblivion!
You live in a squat!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
Your mom and dad have already forgotten you!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
You got nothing to park and
nowhere to park it!
You live in a squat!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
Your mom and dad have already forgotten you!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
You got nothing to park and
nowhere to park it!
Friday, June 5, 2015
Monday, June 1, 2015
Script
Sharon Stone dances naked down Hollywood Boulevard
and of course she has to pull this stunt in front of a
busload of Japanese tourists!
Then the tourists transform into
space-worms and wiggle all over the bus with their
Nikons and Canons and their crazy antennae!
These are very bad worms!
They posted a lol-cat on my home-page!
They ate my scone!
They left me to die on the Pacific Coast Highway!
Then the worms wiggle off the bus and there's
blood and guts everywhere!
Blood and guts in West Hollywood!
Blood and guts in Bel Air!
and of course she has to pull this stunt in front of a
busload of Japanese tourists!
Then the tourists transform into
space-worms and wiggle all over the bus with their
Nikons and Canons and their crazy antennae!
These are very bad worms!
They posted a lol-cat on my home-page!
They ate my scone!
They left me to die on the Pacific Coast Highway!
Then the worms wiggle off the bus and there's
blood and guts everywhere!
Blood and guts in West Hollywood!
Blood and guts in Bel Air!
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