Sharon Stone dances naked down Hollywood Boulevard
and of course she has to pull this stunt in front of a
busload of Japanese tourists!
Then the tourists transform into
space-worms and wiggle all over the bus with their
Nikons and Canons and their crazy antennae!
These are very bad worms!
They posted a lol-cat on my home-page!
They ate my scone!
They left me to die on the Pacific Coast Highway!
Then the worms wiggle off the bus and there's
blood and guts everywhere!
Blood and guts in West Hollywood!
Blood and guts in Bel Air!
