Some of them sold me meth or committed
some other death-crime.
Some of them only giggled.
They licked my lollipop!
They said I was fat!
Then they buried my heart at the nearest bus-stop,
and I never missed another bus!
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Monday, June 29, 2015
Friday, June 26, 2015
Fur Word
"We nuked the Redskins!"
"Cincinnati is a slum!"
"He ekes out a meager living!"
Which word feels like fur?
Which word feels like
kisses under kisses and
smiles under smiles?
I know your secret!
"Cincinnati is a slum!"
"He ekes out a meager living!"
Which word feels like fur?
Which word feels like
kisses under kisses and
smiles under smiles?
I know your secret!
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Friday, June 19, 2015
Speaking for the Animals
Am I speaking for the animals?
Am I speaking for the stones?
Am I speaking for the star-destroyers or the
breakers of galaxies?
Am I speaking for rust or blood or a
busload of fucked-up Russian runway models from
Omsk or Tomsk or Volgograd?
I don't want to know!
Am I speaking for the stones?
Am I speaking for the star-destroyers or the
breakers of galaxies?
Am I speaking for rust or blood or a
busload of fucked-up Russian runway models from
Omsk or Tomsk or Volgograd?
I don't want to know!
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Sun and Pumpkins
"My sun is a scissors for snipping off tails,"
said the cat to the pumpkins.
"I'm a sun among cats!"
I'm a cat among the pumpkins!"
"Today is my day!"
The cat looked at the sun!
The sun looked at the pumpkins!
Then they all ran away!
said the cat to the pumpkins.
"I'm a sun among cats!"
I'm a cat among the pumpkins!"
"Today is my day!"
The cat looked at the sun!
The sun looked at the pumpkins!
Then they all ran away!
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Winky-Blinky Oblivion
Winky-blinky oblivion!
You live in a squat!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
Your mom and dad have already forgotten you!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
You got nothing to park and
nowhere to park it!
You live in a squat!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
Your mom and dad have already forgotten you!
Winky-blinky oblivion!
You got nothing to park and
nowhere to park it!
Friday, June 5, 2015
Monday, June 1, 2015
Script
Sharon Stone dances naked down Hollywood Boulevard
and of course she has to pull this stunt in front of a
busload of Japanese tourists!
Then the tourists transform into
space-worms and wiggle all over the bus with their
Nikons and Canons and their crazy antennae!
These are very bad worms!
They posted a lol-cat on my home-page!
They ate my scone!
They left me to die on the Pacific Coast Highway!
Then the worms wiggle off the bus and there's
blood and guts everywhere!
Blood and guts in West Hollywood!
Blood and guts in Bel Air!
and of course she has to pull this stunt in front of a
busload of Japanese tourists!
Then the tourists transform into
space-worms and wiggle all over the bus with their
Nikons and Canons and their crazy antennae!
These are very bad worms!
They posted a lol-cat on my home-page!
They ate my scone!
They left me to die on the Pacific Coast Highway!
Then the worms wiggle off the bus and there's
blood and guts everywhere!
Blood and guts in West Hollywood!
Blood and guts in Bel Air!
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