Obama is like these pants. Mitt Romney is like
even worse pants. We're a nation of poop-flingin'
monkeys!
In the Nineties I thought that "enlightened self-interest"
was the appropriate attitude for political activism in the USA.
Around 2003 that turned into "raging obscenity."
Now it's more like "retarded absurdism."
GOO-GOO-GAH-JOOB!