Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Warcraft Shoppers

You bought an Icebone Hauberk.
I bought an egg-beater.
You bought a Razzashi Raptor.
I bought a tooth-brush.

Then we killed all the beggars.

You killed them with an Icebone Hauberk
I killed them with an egg-beater.
You killed them with a Razzashi Raptor.
I killed them with a tooth-brush.

 
 

Monday, October 8, 2012

Vocation

First they taught me the strangleholds,
then they strangled my dog.
I'm talking about our goodhearted landlords!

I'm the brain in your nose.
You're my favorite electrode.
I wanna be your cocaine.
I wanna be your spasmodium!
I can teach you the strangleholds.
We can strangle our goodhearted landlords!

 
 

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Hamish Bowles

Hamish Bowles

Hamish Bowles - wax on sandpaper - Jacob Freeze - 2012
 
 

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Twenty-Teens

Start with salt.
Add saltines.
Nestle in the stove.
Tell us everything you know.

I know wrong from wrong.
I know 2013.
I know all the best chefs are cannibals.

 
 

Friday, October 5, 2012

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Insecurity

Are you the ape that ate my Bible?
Are you the cop who gobbed my zoo?
Are you my boobs?

What we really need is more transparency!
What we really need is more incinerators!
What we really need is more transparent incinerators!

Are you my boobs?

How many is too many nightingales?
How many is too many gardens?
Can you see in the dark?

Are you the ape that ate my Bible?
Are you the cop who gobbed my zoo?

 
 

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

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