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Barnacles

Are you my ideal?
You feel more like a
cerebral barnacle!

Cabbie married a cabbie.
Their offspring had five ears.
Ears like barnacles!

Conchs eat barnacles!
Conchs eat barnacles!
Conchs eat barnacles!
Then the barnacles scream like the sea!
 
 

 

 
 

Mila Kunis

 
 

Best Wishes

Maggots in my genome!
Gnats in my snoot!
I can't even get a date with a
comatose Texas divorcee!
Vogue is giving away an Aston-Martin
to whoever can keep the most women away from me.
My mom screamed when she saw the sonogram!
Please God make it go away and I'll
eat my vagina!
 
 

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