Thursday, July 9, 2015

How I Fixed the Economy

All the bees die first,
then all the girls

die

so I hitchhiked to Washington and killed a politician
and another and another and another and another

but all the bees died first,
then all the girls.



Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Death-crime

Some of them sold me meth or committed
some other death-crime.

Some of them only giggled.

They licked my lollipop!
They said I was fat!

Then they buried my heart at the nearest bus-stop,
and I never missed another bus!



Friday, June 26, 2015

Fur Word

"We nuked the Redskins!"

"Cincinnati is a slum!"

"He ekes out a meager living!"

Which word feels like fur?

Which word feels like
kisses under kisses and
smiles under smiles?

I know your secret!








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