Sunday, November 24, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Radio Topeka
This is Pop-Pop-Pop-Papa Toolbox reporting for
Topeka Hot Topix and this is my sidekick
the am-oozing
the am-eezing
the amazing
Pop Squid!
Blimey! I'm Pop Squid!
Is this sex?
Wot eez zeez "sex" zey speek uff?
Eez eet zee oozy-woozy woo-woo?
Eez eet cow-bouncing?
Eez eet zee bow-wow boogie-woogie?
And now...
And now...
And now it's time to spin
the top ten pop hits in Topeka tonight
for all you sweet ladies
floating so far away in the dark.
Topeka Hot Topix and this is my sidekick
the am-oozing
the am-eezing
the amazing
Pop Squid!
Blimey! I'm Pop Squid!
Is this sex?
Wot eez zeez "sex" zey speek uff?
Eez eet zee oozy-woozy woo-woo?
Eez eet cow-bouncing?
Eez eet zee bow-wow boogie-woogie?
And now...
And now...
And now it's time to spin
the top ten pop hits in Topeka tonight
for all you sweet ladies
floating so far away in the dark.
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
World's Greatest Tight-rope Walker
World's greatest tight-rope walker is walking along
on his rope when an agent runs into the circus-ring.
"Hey, world's greatest tight-rope walker! I got a
beautiful deal for you! Movies, TV, video-games,
action figures, endorsements, the works! Your act
is going global!"
"What act?" asks the world's greatest tight-rope
walker, and when the agent looks up again, the
world's greatest tight-rope walker is already far,
far away, on the infinite tight-rope.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Club
Show me your junk!
You think I'm joking?
You're the joke!
Uncork your little cruet, cutie!
Crunk that hunk!
Unzip your suture!
Suck my tusk!
You think I'm joking?
You're the joke!
Uncork your little cruet, cutie!
Crunk that hunk!
Unzip your suture!
Suck my tusk!
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