Kiki de Montparnasse

Kiki de Montparnasse - Man Ray - 1923
 
 

FYI

Got a hog for a doctor,
and you're the sausage!

Got a hog for a doctor,
and you're the hotdog!

What's the source of this story?
I heard it from a hog!
 
 

Zataari

Like all the small children in the desert refugee camp in Zataari, Jordan, Ibtisam, 11, is eager to go home to the toys, bicycles, books, cartoons and classmates she left behind in Syria. “I hate the Alawites and the Shiites,” says Ibtisam. "We are going to kill them with our knives, just like they killed us.”
 
 

Ronald McDonald in Mexico

 
 

Phone Goddess

"We're still there?"

We're still there, and some of us are never coming home.



In a Facebook post, Anders joked about the big homecoming events that he saw other soldiers greeted with, saying "you know when I get home I won't have very many if anyone standing there waiting for me when I hop off the plane. Instead it will be me and a few homeboys, going to get a huge greasy nasty American burger... then a few beers, and then who knows. That's enough for me though, it's just funny to see these huge homecoming parties."

Spc. Mabry J. Anders, was killed by enemy fire in Kala Gush, Afghanistan, August 20, 2012.


Kala Gush
 

Beltway Tours

This is Abraham Lincoln's escritoire.
It contains a list of all known insectivores.

Would a kiloton bomb fit inside it?
Who wants to know?
Nobody wants to know!

Everybody wants my monkey!

I'm the succubus-pisseuse of necrotic scrooges!
Nipple-crippler of octogenarian politicos!

Congress is my lollipop!