Fourth of July

Are you idle or menial?
There's no in-between!

Is that the sky
or an outdoor planetarium?
Is this laundromat spinning?

Do you believe in magic?

I believe in everything!
but when you're senile,
it gets a lot harder to count the demons.
 
 

What's the Difference Between Democrats and Republicans?

Now you know.
 
 

Lindsay Lohan

Stroke

What instrument do you play?

I play the clitoris!

And how do you play it?

I play it like syrup!
I play it like winning the lotto!
Riot in a sorority house!
Like an ivory loris!
Lyric ocelot!

Diastolic!
Systolic!
Diastolic!
Systolic!

Passacaglia of slaphappy sociopaths!
Echo of a cephalic apocalypse!
 
 

Wardrobe

Wardrobe dummy for Marilyn Monroe during filming of The Misfits, 1961
 
 

Good Bye Tikrit

 
 

In the afterlife, everything is freeware.

In the afterlife, everything is freeware.
You can't sneeze, but your icon can tango!
Tango of the neuronal war-monger!
Repeat after me!
I want to be a soldier.
I am the game.

I'm the winged tween of Troy!

So what else did you ever want to be?
Dybbuk of an unlucky multitude?
or just another
sad old drunk
in the jungle of mommy?