My real name rhymes with zebra!
I'm stalking the Queen of Sweden
as we speak!
Saturday, August 29, 2015
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Monday, August 24, 2015
Saturday, August 22, 2015
Too Cute to Die
If you're ever about to be executed,
don't bother to beg your
ex-girlfriend to pay the exorbitant ransom!
She moved to Milan more than 25 years ago!
She won't even take your calls!
don't bother to beg your
ex-girlfriend to pay the exorbitant ransom!
She moved to Milan more than 25 years ago!
She won't even take your calls!
Friday, August 21, 2015
Sign
It looks like a sign to
warn children away from
unsafe drinking water!
They say it can sing like Milton Eisenhower!
It amuses the fawns!
Aren't they darlings?
It amuses the darling fawns!
warn children away from
unsafe drinking water!
They say it can sing like Milton Eisenhower!
It amuses the fawns!
Aren't they darlings?
It amuses the darling fawns!
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Monday, August 17, 2015
Wild West
Are you in love with a horse
or are you more like naked?
Naked means naked!
Hanged means hanged!
A horse is horse!
A horse is a horse and a horse is naked!
or are you more like naked?
Naked means naked!
Hanged means hanged!
A horse is horse!
A horse is a horse and a horse is naked!
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Emptiness
We ran for the exits.
The exits ran away.
Why were we even running?
Where else did we want to be?
Then the trees ran away,
then the sky,
then we all lay down in
Hell or emptiness and
this was the
first time
we ever felt a kiss.
The exits ran away.
Why were we even running?
Where else did we want to be?
Then the trees ran away,
then the sky,
then we all lay down in
Hell or emptiness and
this was the
first time
we ever felt a kiss.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Closer
Some people got love.
Some didn't.
Some people got hate.
Some didn't.
Some people say the world
sways like a cradle.
Some people say the world
sways like an earthquake.
Some people say the world sways like an earthquake
and we're closer to the end than the beginning.
Some didn't.
Some people got hate.
Some didn't.
Some people say the world
sways like a cradle.
Some people say the world
sways like an earthquake.
Some people say the world sways like an earthquake
and we're closer to the end than the beginning.
Monday, August 10, 2015
Week-end
It's the end of the world!
It's the end of the week!
Our sleek but
plus-size housekeeper pulses in her sleep!
Our God is a hockey puck!
Our world is a fluke!
It's the end of the war!
It's the end of the week!
Our sleek but
plus-size housekeeper pulses in her sleep!
It's the end of the week!
Our sleek but
plus-size housekeeper pulses in her sleep!
Our God is a hockey puck!
Our world is a fluke!
It's the end of the war!
It's the end of the week!
Our sleek but
plus-size housekeeper pulses in her sleep!
Friday, August 7, 2015
In the Army of Cannibals
Did you really re-enlist in the
Army of Cannibals?
No, I never re-enlisted!
I was born in the
Army of Cannibals!
I will die in the
Army of Cannibals and in the
Army of Cannibals I will be
eaten.
Army of Cannibals?
No, I never re-enlisted!
I was born in the
Army of Cannibals!
I will die in the
Army of Cannibals and in the
Army of Cannibals I will be
eaten.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
I Am My Selfie
We who pretend to be
pure of heart
We who pretend to be
selfless
I am my selfie
motherfuckers
I am my selfie
motherfuckers
We who pretend to be
selfless
pure of heart
We who pretend to be
selfless
I am my selfie
motherfuckers
I am my selfie
motherfuckers
We who pretend to be
selfless
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Boomerang
Maybe I be famous for screaming!
Maybe I be famous for blood!
Maybe I be famous for murder!
(I can also throw a boomerang!)
Maybe I be famous for freak-you-out!
Maybe I be famous for feed-you-to-my-pigs!
Maybe I be famous for forget-you!
(I can also knit a sock!)
Maybe I be famous for blood!
Maybe I be famous for murder!
(I can also throw a boomerang!)
Maybe I be famous for freak-you-out!
Maybe I be famous for feed-you-to-my-pigs!
Maybe I be famous for forget-you!
(I can also knit a sock!)
Monday, August 3, 2015
Saturday, August 1, 2015
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