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Sunday, December 15, 2013
My Life in the Mind of a Parrot
"Hello. I'm a talking pig."
This voice was obviously emerging from the cage of a large green parrot,
which was partially concealing its beak with one claw,
like a terrible amateur ventriloquist.
"Oh, ex-cu-u-u-se me!" the voice continued.
"Did I say pig?"
"I meant to say parrot."
This voice was obviously emerging from the cage of a large green parrot,
which was partially concealing its beak with one claw,
like a terrible amateur ventriloquist.
"Oh, ex-cu-u-u-se me!" the voice continued.
"Did I say pig?"
"I meant to say parrot."
