Are you my sex-zoo?

This is my sedan.
This is how I get to work.
I work at a sex-zoo.

Are you my twin, or are you my taxi?
Are you my twin, or are you my sex-zoo?

 
 

Not Safe For Work

You're cute as snot, but I
only fuck robots.

Are you drooling in my cubicle?
Did you lube my truck?
Are your brains in your knuckles?
Are you safe for work?
 
 

You and Me

One of me is ten seconds ahead,
one of me is ten seconds behind.

This is more than I want to know about anyone!

One of me is an eyeball,
one of me is blind.

This is more than I want to know!

Oracle in the cellar, fresco-rose!
Are we falling

farther and farther from our
heart's desire?

I don't want to know!
 
 

Count by Dreams

I know this dream is censored and condensed.
Are you wearing a cumberbund?
Are there scars on your underarms?
Do you own an arboretum?
Did you flounce through the tombs?
Can you dance by the numbers and count by dreams?

I'm your slave, says the six.
I'm your crazy ex-wife, says the seven.
I'm the angel in your underpants!

It was all about sex!
It was all about money!
It was all about sex!
It was all about money!

Numbers burned under numbers,
dreams burned under dreams.
 
 

Tadpoles

Are we men, or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!

Are we men, or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!

Tadpoles!

Tadpoles!

Are we men or are we men or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!
 
 

Queen of Hearts

Queen of Hearts, college girl, wife, mother, grandmother...
 
 

Ack!

Wake up, stupid!
Get out and buy yourself a battleship!

It's the Attack of the Spastic Masturbators!

They attack from Bangkok and Bucharest,
and they always die happy.