photo: Pentti Sammallahti
Bullfrog says he's
as big as the moon, and
how do you know he isn't?
Tens of thousands of acres of beautiful open country remain undeveloped
in Orange County, California, but almost all of it is locked up in a few
enormous holdings, and almost none of it is accessible to you or me or
anyone we know, or even anyone who knows anyone who knows
anyone who knows anyone we know.
Tim Hetherington - Photo from US Marine Base Restrepo in the Korengal Valley
Most of us are amateurish masturbators.
We want Jonah to throw up the whale!
Bake my ghost!
Tweak my heehaw!
What we really need is multiple urethras!
What we really need is a trumpet voluntary!
But here we are, in our dark little rooms,
wheezing...
Here we are again, in our dark little rooms,
wheezing...
What you wanted was a
rock'n'roll
Jesus who would eat your creditors and excrete codeine.
What you got was a hay-ride with 500 horny oldsters!
Suck my eggs!